120 Kitchen Quotes (Plus Free Printables)
Are you looking for the best quotes to lend character and fun vibes to your kitchen? Check out these inspirational and funny kitchen quotes.
A home without a kitchen would be incomplete because the kitchen is the heart of a home. Delicious things are made or kept in the kitchen. Whether you like cooking up a storm or indulging in good food, there is no denying that the kitchen is just the place for that. If you want to add style and a convivial touch to your kitchen, consider displaying inspirational or funny kitchen quotes.
These types of kitchen decorations give the space a homey and inviting vibe. You can hang them on places like kitchen walls, shelves, or on the kitchen counter. Funny kitchen framed quotes can make your guest laugh and your favorite inspirational quotes can inspire others too.
What’s even better about this design idea is that it complements any kitchen color scheme or style. You can also buy a frame to complement your interior style. There are a plethora of kitchen quotes available online to purchase on sites like Etsy and Amazon. But, you can also get some for free in this article!
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In this article, we’ve curated 120 kitchen quotes and sayings that you’ll find interesting. Plus, we’ve included a wide range of free printables in downloadable PDF format (A4 sizes) that can simply download, print out, and put in a frame.
Pro tips: Use symmetrical placement, give it a layered look with varying sizes, and don’t put up too many( 2 is a great number to consider). If prefer a specific quote that you can’t find in printables available online, some vendors give you the option to have it custom made then — then you can choose the quotes, font size, and font style.
Enjoy the read!
INSPIRATIONAL KITCHEN QUOTES
1. “The kitchen is where memories are homemade and seasoned with love.” – Unknown
2. “The more you know, the more you can create. There’s no end to imagination in the kitchen.” – Julia Child.
3. “It’s like a kitchen, acting. Put a chef in a kitchen and they will have different recipes. Whatever your recipe, what works for you won’t work for another.” – Carole Bouquet.
4. “Good food and a warm kitchen is what makes a house a home.” – Rachael Ray
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5. “The kitchen is where you put all the ingredients together and make something delicious out of it. It’s like meditation and cooking is soulful.” – Ayesha Curry
6. “My happy place is you teaching me how to dance in the kitchen at two in the morning.” – Lidia Longorio.
7. “My kitchen is my sanctuary, where all my stress melts away with butter.”– Unknown
8. “I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” – Rodney Dangerfield
9. “The kitchen is a sacred place where the future is reheated and the past is seasoned.” – Unknown
10. “Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.” – Charles Bukowski.
11. “A fat kitchin, a lean Will.” – Benjamin Franklin
12. “Kitchens should be designed around what’s truly important – fun, food, and life.” – Daniel Boulud.
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13. “In the ‘kitchen of your life’, you have a choice as to what ingredients you want to use to build yourself up.” – Selorm Betepe Alfred.
14. “The kitchen is the heart of every home, for the most part. It evokes memories of your family history.” – Debi Mazar
15. “I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add “er”.” – Mitch Hedberg
16. “The kitchen is a place of adventure and entirely fun, not drudgery.” – Julia Child
17. Everything happens in the kitchen. Life happens in
the kitchen.” – Andrew Zimmern
18. “The kitchen is a sacred space.” ― Marc Forgione
19. The kitchen is the most important place in any house. Visit your family, and that’s where you’ll end up. Got to a party, that’s where everyone congregates.” – Michelle Dockery
20. “The time I spend with my family, in the kitchen and out, is precious and priceless.” ― Jeff Henderson
21. “Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator.” ― Walt Disney
22. “A kitchen without a knife is not a kitchen.” ― Masaharu Morimoto
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23. “If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life.” – Louis Parrish
24. “You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces, just good food from fresh ingredients.” – Julia Child
25. “Cooking and baking is both physical and mental therapy.” – Mary Berry.
26. “Never show people your menu, for your kitchen will be replaced by a dump site, your mind.”- Goitsemang Mvula.
27. “There is nothing nicer than a kitchen really made for a cook. Things that are designed to be used always have an innate beauty.” ~ Julia Child
28. “A sharp knife is the best tool you can have in the kitchen.” ― Chris Morocco
29. “There is nothing nicer than a kitchen really made for a cook. Things that are designed to be used always have an innate beauty.” – Julia Child
30. “The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that, I do the important things.” – Jasmine Guy
31. “My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood – very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!” – Paris Hilton
32. “The kitchen is a place of adventure and entirely fun, not drudgery. I can’t think of anything better to do with family and friends than to be together to create something.” – Ted Allen
33. “Afterwards, they always had tea in the kitchen, much the nicest room in the house.” – Flora Thompson.
34. “Kitchens are hard environments, and they form incredibly strong characters.” – Gordon Ramsay
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35. “A kitchen is a good place to be, almost always the best place in the house.”– Michael Ruhlman
36. “I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.” ― Geoffrey Rush
37. “If your kitchen smells good, your food lost something.” – Nathan Myhrvold
38. “Everything happens in the kitchen. Life happens in the kitchen.” – Andrew Zimmern
39. “A kitchen knife cannot carve its own handle.” -Korean Proverb
40. “If you let too many cooks in the kitchen it could cloud your vision of what you want to do.” – Mary Elizabeth Winstead
41. “The kitchen is a place I know well. It’s my favorite room wherever I am living, and it has to be completely open and social.” – Chrissy Teigen
42. “For me, a kitchen is like science fiction. I only go there to open the refrigerator and take something out.” – Ann Margaret
43. “Keep it simple in the kitchen. If you use quality ingredients, you don’t need anything fancy to make food delicious; just a knife, a cutting board, and some good nonstick cookware, and you’re set.” – Curtis Stone
44. “The more you know, the more you can create. There’s no end to imagination in the kitchen.” ~ Julia Child
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45. “When you’re the conscious captain in your kitchen, you’ll feel better mentally and physically.” – Kris Carr.
46. “The kitchen is a playground for a chef’s wit and creativity.”- Unknown
47.“The wisest advice I ever received regarding the kitchen came from my mother: ‘Do the dishes while you’re cooking.” – Lela Rose
48. “A good home must be made, not bought. In the end, it’s not track lighting or a sun room that brings light into a kitchen.” – Joyce Maynard
49. “A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe.”– Thomas Keller
50. “The kitchen is where we come to understand our past and ourselves.” – Laura Esquivel
FUNNY KITCHEN QUOTES
51. “Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.” – Phyllis Diller
52. “A meal without wine is called BREAKFAST!”- Unknown
53. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields
54. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” – Unknown
55. “I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.” – Katherine Cebrian
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56. “I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients.” – Unknown
57. “No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize.” – Unknown
58. “Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.” – Unknown
59. “My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.”- Unknown
60. “My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.” – David Young
61. ” Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say ‘What light?’ and two more to say, ‘I didn’t turn it on.” -Erma Bombeck
62. “Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it’s too assertive to the naked eye.” – Gordon Ramsay
63. “The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” – Julia Child
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64. “My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone.” – Florida Scott-Maxwell
65. ” There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that is the wife who can’t cook and will.” – Robert Frost
66. “My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on.” -Unknown
67. “Men like to barbecue. Men like to cook only if danger is involved.” – Rita Rudner
68. “If you don’t like the heat, get out of the kitchen.” – Harry S. Truman
69. “I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.” – Unknown
70. “My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.” -Orson Welles
71. “Happiness is a small house with a big kitchen.” – Alfred Hitchcock
72. “My mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is RESERVATIONS.” – Unknown
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73. “Many people have eaten in this kitchen & have gone on to lead normal, healthy lives.” – Unknown
74. “The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen because then she never gets out of there.” – Shakira
75. “Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.” – Unknown
76. “Life is short lick the spoon.” – Unknown
77. “The kitchen may be chaotic, but a chef’s humor keeps everything in order.” Unknown
78. “Made with love means I licked the spoon and kept using it.” – Unknown
79. “I wasn’t burning the food, I was just giving it a nice smoky flavor.” – Unknown
80. “The dishes are looking at me dirty again.”- Unknown
81. “It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.” – Julia Child.
82. “Another day, another 13,000 calories.” – Andy Lassner
83. “I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.” – Jarod Kintz
84. “Cooking is an art, and humor is the paintbrush that brings it to life.”- Unknown
85. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” – Unknown
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86. “I like my fridge how I like my life: full of possibilities.” – Unknown
87. “I don’t need a recipe, I’m a master of improvisation.”- Unknown
88. “I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.” – Julia Child
89. “Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.” ― Julia Child
90. “It does not matter how expensive your kitchen is if you are a bad cook.” – Loesje
91. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!” – Unknown
92. If it doesn’t have meat, it’s a SNACK! – Unknown
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93. “The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires.” – Sex in the City
94. My favorite hobby is cooking and eating. There is nothing i can do well if i have not eaten well.” ― Darnell Lamont Walker
95. “Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.” ― Susan Branch
96. “My kitchen is not dirty, I just have a tendency to cook with enthusiasm.” – Unknown”
97. “I may not be a chef, but I’m definitely a foodie.”Unknown
98. “In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.” – Julia Child.
99. “I came, I saw, I decided to order takeout!”- Unknown
100. “I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.” – Unknown”
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POPULAR KITCHEN SAYINGS
101. “A clean kitchen is a sign of a wasted life.”
102. “A messy KITCHEN is a sign of happiness.”
103. “Food is memories!”
104. “The kitchen is the heart of the home.”
105. “Nothing brings people together like good food.”
106. “Sugar, spice, and everything nice.”
107. “Kitchens are made for bringing families together.”
108. “Home is wherever I’m with food.”
109. “The kitchen is where the magic happens.
110. “This kitchen cooks with Love!”
111. “Say yes to more cheese.”
112. “My kitchen, my rules!”
113. “The kitchen is the soul of the house.”
114. “Dance In The Kitchen Like No-ones Watching.”
115. “The kitchen is where the magic happens.
116. “Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.”
117. “Cook with love, eat with joy.”
118. “The best memories are made in the kitchen.”
119. “The kitchen is for dancing.”
120. “Happiness is my mother’s cooking.”
FREE PRINTABLE KITCHEN QUOTES
Click the link below to download free kitchen quotes printables:
Printable Kitchen Quotes (GROUP 1)
Printable Kitchen Quotes (GROUP 2)
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